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March 2, 2022
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Last night, President Biden gave his first State of the Union Address. At least, I think he did. I tuned in to watch, and something bizarre happened. I believe due to some weird atmospheric anomaly, my satellite dish picked up a SOTU Address by a totally different President Biden speaking from an alternate universe.

In this parallel universe, the alt-President Biden spent the past year strengthening international relations and the past few months working with our allies to get sanctions in place that have Vladimir Putin and his Ukrainian invasion plans on the ropes. In our universe, our President Biden pulled a botched Afghanistan withdrawal without consulting our allies and signaled that America was an unreliable partner (there was also that business with the submarines that ticked off France.) Our Biden admitted just last week that the sanctions, which he waited too long to impose, didn’t work, as Putin enters his seventh day of ramping up his horrific assault on Ukraine.

In the alternate universe, a record number of new jobs were created last year. In this universe, people returned to their old jobs that were artificially shut down by the government, but we’re still millions short of where we were before the pandemic.

In the alternate universe, the House chamber was filled with unmasked people. In our universe, many kids are still forced to wear masks in school, despite even “Saturday Night Live” now admitting they made very little difference.

In the alternate universe, alt-President Biden promotes buying American and cracking down on illegal immigration. In our universe, Trump did those things and Biden called him a racist and a xenophobe.

In the alternate universe, inflation can be cured by ordering businesses to lower their costs while also forcing them to raise wages and pay much higher taxes. In our universe, inflation is caused by the government printing too much money, and wages and taxes actually are two of the biggest costs of doing business.

In the alternate universe, COVID is not a reason for Americans to be divided. In our universe, it’s a reason to demonize people, fire them from their jobs, and refuse them medical care.

In the alternate universe, Biden denounces illegal immigration and skyrocketing crime and calls for more funding for police and gets standing ovations from the Democrats. In our universe, Biden opened the borders, denounced our border guards as whip-cracking racists, wants to tear down the border wall, and secretly disperses illegal aliens by plane all over America under cover of darkness. And the crime waves are in Democrat-run cities where leftist DA’s have actually made crime legal while Democrats defunded the police. Democrats applauding our Biden for vowing to crack down on illegal immigration and fund the police would be like a gang of arsonists applauding their leader for vowing to do something about the problem of how it’s getting really hot in here.

In the alternate universe, President Biden will take action to reduce the cost of insulin. In our universe, Biden reversed a Trump executive order that reduced the cost of insulin.

In the alternate universe, Biden will take swift action to fix long-standing problems like infrastructure and veterans’ care that in our universe dragged on for eight long years under Obama and Biden.

In the alternate universe, “Build Back Better” and the federal takeover of elections are apparently still alive.

In the alternate universe, the Trump-era tax cut benefited only the ultra-rich. In our universe, it gave a huge amount of tax relief to the poor and middle class, with many having their income tax burdens eliminated entirely, while the rich ended up paying a larger percentage of taxes.

The alt-VP Harris stands and applauds the ideas of cracking down on crime and funding the police. Our VP Harris raised money for a fund to bail rioters out of jail.

In our universe, the people looking at an empty chair where family members used to be included the families of 13 military members needlessly killed in Afghanistan. Since they weren’t mentioned, I assume (and hope) that never happened in their universe.

And the most glaring differences of all: in the alternate universe, the state of the union is strong, and President Biden is competent, popular, gets thunderous applause and standing ovations, and can talk for a solid hour. Oh, and Ukrainians are known as “Iranians.”

Now, the big question: How do I get out of this universe and live in that one until 2024?

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  • Peter G Dausen

    03/06/2022 08:33 PM

    Having served in the Army during the Carter years, I thought there could be no weaker President for America but at least he was a man of integrity and wanted to do well for America. Biden doesn’t care about America or the American people and he is as corrupt a politician as there has been recently. He has absolutely no integrity. How America has been reduced by having such a person as a leader! And his administration is the weakest ever; most would never be asked to serve in competent administrations! I truly hope that our country can survive this disastrous term. Maybe that’s why America doesn’t seem to figure in the wars of the last days. May God continue to bless our country! Peter G Dausen, COL, USA Retired

  • Gerald Petras

    03/06/2022 08:22 PM

    Biden should be immediately removed and Harris take his place like they (wanted) to happen. That will change the course and slow things down. Wind behind the sail.

  • Judy brooks

    03/06/2022 07:42 PM

    Thanks to Biden snd those behind the curtain we are falling farther each day. I’m sick of the demented man who is snarky every time he speaks and no one complains about the things he dies and says. Republicans better get busy and learn to pick those candidates who will stand united for every vote instead of voting against their side. It’s a travesty to watch those that claim their republican but don’t vote like it…it’s infuriating to hear their excuse we want to make it bipartisan. I don’t respect them one bit!!

  • Georgeann Everett

    03/06/2022 07:37 PM

    All true and enjoyed reading it

  • Donna Chu

    03/06/2022 07:11 PM

    How do you get out of the alternate universe of Obiden? Just stand strong & see the Mighty Hand of God Who is even now moving g to bring evil into the light for all to see. Then, watch His Mighty Hand move to reset His way! I’m thinking it just may be a Sodom & Gomorrah type move, but only God knows. Whatever He does, it will be for His Glory!

  • Roger Siggs ,USN Ret.

    03/06/2022 07:04 PM

    Mr. Huckabee,
    Sir, you and your staff have written a very very correct,concise article that covered the Biden SOTU "speech" as absolutely spot on and so correct in the "alt. universe" that it's hartd to believe that it was given in our current(actual) universe. Truly enjoy reading your concise and spot on reports. Keep up the great work.

  • Vince Lucas

    03/06/2022 06:54 PM

    Hello Governor - We had the pleasure of meeting you years ago at Rider University and bought your book. Your essay was so spot on! It's really a struggle to have to endure the progressive leap we are experiencing. I really appreciate your daily prayers and e-mails. You're a good man.

  • Dennis R. Laffer

    03/06/2022 06:27 PM

    Your comments were right on target. It is interesting how Biden is obsessed with making a nuclear deal with Iran. It is a replay of Neville Chamberlain’s “Peace in our time.” It is insanity to believe that the world’s greatest supporter of international terrorism can be trusted; a nation that seeks the extermination of Israel. Biden has activated the countdown to a new and widespread war.

  • Bob Janovick

    03/06/2022 06:08 PM

    In Wisconsin, we have a recall law.
    Why can't we have a recall Amendment to the Constitution?
    One that would get rid of cabinet members and appointees of voters' regretful presidential choice; maintain the current length of voting cycles; take place four weeks from the next Tuesday; inaugurate in four weeks; eliminate a political convention; give limited time to formulate mischief; allow voters to "cure" their ballots and let democracy rule.

  • Ted Delozier

    03/06/2022 05:59 PM

    Biden doesn't even know his own name. He was told to say every word out of his mouth by obama and his former, now Clarabell's current staff. If the republicans take the House, can they do something to stop this puppet maniac and turn around some of the damage he has and will continue to do until stopped - like overturn his Executive Orders to shut down pipe lines and stall LPN distribution. I hated the eight years of obama and I hate the third term of obama we are in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!