I wish I could find a modern comedy with dialogue this funny. Read this transcript of a Kamala Harris surrogate’s frantic verbal tap dancing when a Fox News reporter asks her the simple question, what is Harris’ plan for lowering prices? I have to assume that her surrogates get paid by the word.

https://x.com/CortesSteve/status/1838319550707748997

Or watch this exchange:

??Watch this Kamala Harris surrogate absolutely implode when @SandraSmithFox asks her what is Kamala’s plan to lower prices:

Sandra Smith: “What is Harris’s plan? We’re waiting.”

Kamala surrogate: “There’s a lot of aspects to it in regards to looking at in online. Let’s talk… pic.twitter.com/NMpjLaJdql

— Steve Cortes (@CortesSteve) September 23, 2024