It’s the weekend, and after a week as nerve-wracking as this one, why not relax by catching up with the Babylon Bee’s hilarious take on recent news?

https://babylonbee.com/

Here are just a few of my favorite headlines:

“Losing Baseball Team Suggests New Rules Allowing Them to Add Four Players to the Field”

“Minneapolis Target Holds Semi-Annual ‘Everything Is Free’ Sale”

“‘We’re Not Tearing Up The Constitution, We’re Untearing It,’ Say Dems While Ripping The Constitution Apart”

“’It’s Still Not Safe to Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar in Year 2739”

“BLM Founder Calls for Abolishing Police in All the Areas Where She Doesn’t Live”

“Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated”

…Those are just a few favorites. But to save the Facebook and Twitter “fact-checkers” the trouble, I must point out that these are satire. They are NOT actual news stories! Are we all clear on that?

However, they are much more accurate than most actual news stories these days.

Also, check out my favorite comic strip of the past week: “Pearls Before Swine” presents “Imagine There’s No Twitter…”